to move up and down
WORTHLESS BULLSHIT
American stupidity on display
“Bigfoot The Bashful Yeti” Tree Sculpture: It’s a good thing he doesn’t have a lower half, because it looks like he’s hungry for rape
WONDER SAUNA HOT PANTS: Heat, moisture, and confined space… getting crotch rot and yeast infections has never been easier!
WEED WHACKING GOLF DRIVER: Because this doesn’t seem like a freak accident waiting to happen…
BOOTY POP: Just what Americans need: an even bigger ass
THE HAMBURGER BED: Never before has sleep been so delicious
DOUBLE-CHIN FIXER: Light and portable! For convenient use at home or at work
LITTER ROBOTS: Boldly going where no kitty has gone before
FUNDIES: Making sex completely impossible
POOTRAP
THE PEEKARU: Where is Ripley when you need her?!
THE CELL MATE: The classier cousin of Bluetooth… and with a name that takes you back to your time in prison
TV-HAT: For a more discreet IPod viewing experience
THE PET STROLLER: Because everyone knows dogs hate walking
THE BABY KEEPER
PAJAMA JEANS: Making your gradual slide into obesity a little more stylish and comfortable
